Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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