Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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