Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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