"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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