google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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