I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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