why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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