You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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