i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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