but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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