I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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