Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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