Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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