talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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