drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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