I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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