I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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