You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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