Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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