does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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