Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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