I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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