When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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