Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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