nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
3pm strippers are depressing
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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