shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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