he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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