where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
The feeling are messing with the penis
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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