i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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