Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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