Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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