would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
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He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I want a musical about memes.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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