so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
