i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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