so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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