We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize