Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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