i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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