mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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