well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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