u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I wanna passion pit in your ass
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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