ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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