2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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