Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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