Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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