Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Randomize
