This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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