do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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