that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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