I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
