Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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