Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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