if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
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Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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