just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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