the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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