Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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